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  • Town/Country : ???, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30195) - you deserved it (6126)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 2:16pm - kids - by soaked (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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