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About SuperGirl_Mania : GAH. People are ignorant. Message me, but I warn you, I'm a VERY opinionated person.
So... yeah. I stand by my beliefs but am opened minded. I love to argue if you're ready to do some verbal battle and if you aren't mean or degrading to other people's ideas. I love to have fun and will pretty much be myself no matter the consequences. And I try not to be a bitch, unless someone's really pushing my buttons.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014