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SuperDani

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SuperDani

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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1106
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuperDani : Hey, I'm Danielle and I probably couldn't beat you up.

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Fucked!<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - yesterday at 5:14am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:30pm<b>rohan111993</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 12:51pm<b>razoray9</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:45am<b>Big_Bawws</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 9:54am<b>rlfender32</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:54am<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 3:10pm<b>LoneAlaskan</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 8:05pm<b>newyorkerkyle</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:51am<b>chandler88</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 5:02am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:18am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:52pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:51pm<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:30pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:30pm<b>somethinstupd</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:30pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:50pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:01pm

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

#21448086
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14190) - you deserved it (1238)

On 07/27/2015 at 3:12pm - misc - by Not turnt - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13801) - you deserved it (1274)

On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15302) - you deserved it (1058)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

#21447950
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18429) - you deserved it (1210)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

#21447917
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17295) - you deserved it (3292)

On 07/27/2015 at 5:25am - misc - by NoOrdinaryNZer - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

#21447824
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16103) - you deserved it (3130)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:43am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I found out why my girlfriend was so excited to get to see me. She finally got to end the relationship she didn't want anymore. FML

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

#21447771
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18511) - you deserved it (1048)

On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17003) - you deserved it (1649)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML

#21447619
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7702) - you deserved it (13367)

On 07/26/2015 at 5:04pm - misc - by sarah4241 - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16883) - you deserved it (3761)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21498) - you deserved it (1681)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

#21447538
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17256) - you deserved it (1422)

On 07/26/2015 at 1:55pm - love - by suosi (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced." and took a rain check on me. FML

#21447515
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18756) - you deserved it (2113)

On 07/26/2015 at 1:29pm - misc - by arch maester shavayalsharashion (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)



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