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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 845
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuperDani : Hey, I'm Danielle and I probably couldn't beat you up.

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Visits<b>scorpian1024</b> - 8 hours ago<b>wild4drums</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:09am<b>hater4lizife</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 3:18pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:09pm<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 12:29pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 3:04pm<b>Advancedai</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:57am<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:27am<b>pikon</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:30am<b>tx_bronc_rider</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 6:58am<b>AnonymousUser90</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:56am<b>swint777</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:45am<b>wakemeupplease</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:20pm<b>khloelpcn</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 12:39pm<b>halfbakedfool</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 1:39am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:19pm<b>TheOneandOnly7</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:51am

Fucked!<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:30pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:30pm<b>somethinstupd</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:30pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:50pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:01pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:48am<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 2:01pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 9:42pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:47am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 1:12pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 6:51pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 3:10am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:12am<b>revidffum69</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:10am<b>Nhl5108</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:40am<b>The_Pound</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 12:45am<b>Wiringify</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 1:31am<b>mattcliffy22</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 6:27am

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

#21413424
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16917) - you deserved it (3019)

On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

#21413063
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20234) - you deserved it (1949)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm - misc - by Paws_Cat - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

#21413063
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20234) - you deserved it (1949)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm - misc - by Paws_Cat - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

#21413003
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22001) - you deserved it (1577)

On 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Cyprus (Paphos)

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

#21412921
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21155) - you deserved it (9787)

On 05/20/2015 at 8:03am - work - by boss_daughter - United States

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

#21412889
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26416) - you deserved it (2046)

On 05/20/2015 at 4:45am - intimacy - by wtf bro (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20811) - you deserved it (1375)

On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML

#21412477
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23138) - you deserved it (8216)

On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22144) - you deserved it (6204)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML

#21412007
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25328) - you deserved it (2082)

On 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (2611)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML

#21411522
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22466) - you deserved it (5411)

On 05/17/2015 at 3:32pm - misc - by norpedo (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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