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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4352
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SuperDani : My name is Danielle I play ps4 when I go home on breaks from college, I have an awesome boyfriend, I'm bisexual, and I don't really give fuck about a lot of things because in the end what's life anyway? 🖕

SuperDani's page activity

Visits<b>Kuibe</b> - 42 minutes ago<b>frankmz</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Mons</b> - 7 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - 12 hours ago<b>SaveEdit</b> - 18 hours ago<b>TheZombieGirl</b> - 19 hours ago<b>biggz47</b> - 21 hours ago<b>PercyD1456</b> - 22 hours ago<b>assassin29876</b> - yesterday at 9:11pm<b>mrmidgetalex</b> - yesterday at 5:37pm<b>hunter1019</b> - yesterday at 4:51pm<b>classicate</b> - yesterday at 4:33pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - yesterday at 8:21am<b>AwkwardBookworm</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:53am<b>Leo619</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:19am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 7:23pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:22am<b>inkjet</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 4:57pm

Fucked!<b>frankmz</b> - just now<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:23am<b>fhlakd</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:24pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:18pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 3:16pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:27pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:39am<b>bigwell</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 3:25am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 12:37pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 9:57pm<b>Showieruniform7</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 5:53am<b>Iris_River</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 4:57pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 10:27pm<b>stangluv</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 7:58pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 6:37am<b>Maddog9848</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 7:21am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 10:52am<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 2:53am

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML

by DeathbyWording / 04/29/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Alabama) / Health

Today, after 10 years of frequent international air travel, I got my seat upgraded for the first time. Also, for the first time in 10 years, the airline lost my luggage. FML

by Bittersweet / 04/29/2016 at 12:19pm / Transportation

Today, my anxiety has gotten so bad that I start to panic every time someone even approaches me. I'm a cashier, and I'm only halfway through my shift. FML

by PhantomKitty / 04/29/2016 at 11:20am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health

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Today, my husband and his best mate got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to try hitchhike naked for a joke. Although no one was willing to pick up two naked 28 year old-men off the side of the main road, someone did call the cops. They are being held overnight. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 5:17am / New Zealand / Miscellaneous

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

by Stalked / 04/29/2016 at 4:49am / Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj) / Love

Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML

by heymacie / 04/28/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (West Virginia) / Work

Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML

by DeepFriedLettuce / 04/28/2016 at 9:33pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, as I was taking a shower, I felt something run down my back. Assuming it was water, I lathered up my loofah and scrubbed my back with it, only to hear a gross crunching sound. I pulled back my loofah to see a smushed, twitching cockroach that I had smeared on my back. FML

by kittywings / 04/28/2016 at 9:14pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

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Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

by welcome to the neighborhood / 04/28/2016 at 7:35pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that you should always check the inside of your guitar to avoid a snake bite. Nope, strings don't help. FML

by filipkm / 04/28/2016 at 6:04pm / Slovenia (Ljubljana Urban Commune) / Miscellaneous

Today, I threw up in class and the professor sent me home. When I left the college I realized I hadn't checked something important so I texted a classmate. He said he couldn't get it for me because class was over he had gone home. I went back, in pain, and saw him still there, reading my text. FML

by damndaniel / 04/28/2016 at 3:29pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

by AintEasyBeinWheezy / 04/28/2016 at 2:26pm / United States / Health

Today, I put some of my wife's eucalyptus oil in my bath to make it relaxing. I soon found out the amount I used was about 100 times more than you're supposed to use. It took an hour of burning agony to find out the only way to get even a hint of relief was to cover my nuts in yoghurt. FML

by tingleballs / 04/28/2016 at 10:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

by shit / 04/28/2016 at 7:05am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

by Whyme? / 04/27/2016 at 10:39pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous