About SuperDani : My name is Danielle I play ps4 when I go home on breaks from college, I'm bisexual, I'm vegan, and I don't really give fuck about a lot of things because in the end what's life anyway? 🖕
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by trollbot13 / 10/24/2016 at 5:39am / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Work
by oh I didn't hear you / 10/23/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the ticket is too small to contest in traffic court. FML
by toosmall / 10/23/2016 at 5:27pm / Transportation
by TheComedyAudio / 10/23/2016 at 1:13pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my request to have off on Thanksgiving for the first time in 6 years was denied, because I work the evening shift every year on Thanksgiving and that's convenient for everyone else. FML
by allidoiswrkwrkwrknomttrwht / 10/23/2016 at 11:59am / Work
by Anonymous / 10/23/2016 at 6:12am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Work
by pantless / 10/23/2016 at 5:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was transcribing my manager's recorded orated memo, I heard an unmistakable grunt and splash of an impromptu "bathroom deposit". Seems my manager is economising his time like never before. FML
Today, I woke up 2 hours early to go to the physical therapist my doctor referred me to. She did confirm physical therapy will help, but she doesn't treat my issue. She’s also the only person in my city who takes my insurance. FML
Today, I called in about a job application I put in over a week ago. Apparently, the branch of the company that I applied to was never given my information, and the position was filled days ago. I've been checking the status of the position online daily, and it still says that it's open. FML
by PhantomKitty / 10/20/2016 at 11:07pm / United States (West Virginia) / Work
by kpjc / 10/20/2016 at 8:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2016 at 1:59pm / Singapore / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…