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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1297
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuperDani : Hey, I'm Danielle and you should add me as a friend on Xbox 360 at SuperDani38, if you ever wanna shoot zombies.

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Today, I was getting ready to go out with my family. As I was putting my phone in my purse, my father told me I wouldn't need it because we were going to spend 'quality time' together. The entire time I was there, everyone was staring at their phone. I was the only one without one. FML

#21464463
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5337) - you deserved it (563)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:15am - misc - by idk (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML

#21464364
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7302) - you deserved it (512)

On 09/04/2015 at 12:40am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML

#21464284
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8068) - you deserved it (844)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML

#21464273
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9508) - you deserved it (982)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm - kids - by whoevenncares - United States

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

#21464255
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9813) - you deserved it (3059)

On 09/03/2015 at 7:31pm - love - by bestgirlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockton-on-Tees)

Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML

Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML

#21464190
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10086) - you deserved it (4555)

On 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by stupidrobot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

#21464117
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15566) - you deserved it (2183)

On 09/03/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by kp - United States

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

#21463971
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17918) - you deserved it (1336)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:37pm - work - by ihatemyjob - United States (Mississippi)

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

#21463909
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19080) - you deserved it (1075)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

#21463887
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17231) - you deserved it (1730)

On 09/02/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by girl on fire (woman) -

Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML

#21463837
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17417) - you deserved it (1282)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Hooty (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML

#21463833
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16576) - you deserved it (1455)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:37pm - misc - by BeerSlut (woman) - Portugal (Vila Real)

Today, after the doctor poking around my urethra and vagina at a lump. She turns to me and says, "I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what that is. Have some antibiotics and we'll see how it goes in two weeks." Excuse me while I go panic in a corner. FML

#21463826
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16895) - you deserved it (1059)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:10pm - health - by freakingout (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML

#21463801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16897) - you deserved it (1664)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany



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