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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9497
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SuperDani : My name is Danielle I play ps4 when I go home on breaks from college, I'm bisexual, I'm vegan, and I don't really give fuck about a lot of things because in the end what's life anyway? 🖕

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Fucked!<b>ponchoman7</b> - the 12/07/2016 at 9:29pm<b>Nolimit22177</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 9:39pm<b>Mae342</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 5:22am<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 10/24/2016 at 11:49pm<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 10/23/2016 at 8:32am<b>csjc</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 3:56pm<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 8:44pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 1:33am<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 8:13am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 8:07pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 1:33pm<b>clara_cl</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 8:46am<b>DToast</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 6:17am<b>Zlunder</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:19pm<b>Dodgerohiofan</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 4:44am<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 5:19pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 10:37am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:13am

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML

by designated driver / 12/09/2016 at 10:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today I found out that paying $40 for next-day shipping doesn't ensure that you'll receive the item the next day or even the next week. I assumed it was my fault for ordering too late into the holiday season. Turns out they never shipped it. When I finally received it 10 days late, it was the wrong item. FML

by __shirtless__ / 12/09/2016 at 10:09pm / Holidays

Today, a client says his new website design isn't what he expected at all and wants a full refund or else he will sue me in court. The design is exactly what he picked out when I presented the mock-ups. FML

by revenueempire / 12/09/2016 at 4:48pm / Work

Today, I was talking to a friend about the US presidential election and mentioned the UK. She got really confused and told me she'd always thought they were the same country. FML

by caseyl / 12/09/2016 at 11:04am / Miscellaneous

Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back, where I work, and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML

by justhatelife / 12/09/2016 at 9:49am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML

by natural selection i guess / 12/09/2016 at 4:02am / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the ER for an asthma attack. I left with a UTI and an elevated heart rate. FML

by ryuuchild / 12/08/2016 at 7:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

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Today, everyone from my job showed up for work because our boss demanded that we have a team meeting before half of the company leaves for the holidays. Everyone showed up except my boss who is apparently already in Hawaii vacationing until New Years. FML

by dazedandconfused / 12/08/2016 at 4:22pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my fiancé completely missed the birth of our first child because he had started watching a new series on Netflix and really wanted to know how it ended. By the time he made it to the hospital our daughter was already 7 hours old. FML

by Alexandra / 12/08/2016 at 3:00pm / United Kingdom (Kirklees) / Health

Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML

by Lenny_R / 12/08/2016 at 2:53pm / Transportation

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

by Poorphone / 12/08/2016 at 12:23pm / United States (Colorado) / Transportation

Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML

by Anonymous / 12/08/2016 at 9:53am / Intimacy

Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML

by no / 12/08/2016 at 9:37am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML

by Natsert99 / 12/08/2016 at 9:02am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!" and shot his load in my eyes. FML

by Junkrat / 12/08/2016 at 8:32am / Intimacy