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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5758
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SuperDani : My name is Danielle I play ps4 when I go home on breaks from college, I have an awesome boyfriend, I'm bisexual, and I don't really give fuck about a lot of things because in the end what's life anyway? 🖕

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Fucked!<b>jbuckets_404</b> - yesterday at 10:37am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:13am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 10:37pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 2:02pm<b>TheHeirofTime</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:37pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:48am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:23am<b>fhlakd</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:24pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:18pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 3:16pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:27pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:39am<b>bigwell</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 3:25am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 12:37pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 9:57pm<b>Showieruniform7</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 5:53am<b>Iris_River</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 4:57pm

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2016 at 8:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today my neighbor's asked me to feed their two horses while they go on vacation for a month. I happily agreed. As they were getting in the car to drive off, they added, "Oh, and water the plants!" They have six acres. FML

by NoGoodDeed / 06/29/2016 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML

by why me / 06/29/2016 at 12:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, my friend invited me to go on vacation with her and friends, saying we would all share a suite. I booked my flight. The trip is almost here and she now tells me there is no room for me and I have to get my own room. This is the second time she has done this. FML

by star71075 / 06/29/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML

by Seule / 06/29/2016 at 12:07am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Love

Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML

Today, for the third day in a row, I have been volunteered to kill and dispose of the bugs entering my apartment. I live with two "manly" men who can't use a flyswatter. FML

by anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 11:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML

by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 10:17pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

by crybaby / 06/28/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

by hannamacintosh / 06/28/2016 at 1:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my friends renamed my dog, “Dog Vader.“ Yes, my dog has asthma. FML

by Lua / 06/28/2016 at 1:09pm / France (Picardie) / Animals

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite hentai character. FML

by titmeister / 06/28/2016 at 12:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, it's my birthday. My children decided to make me "breakfast in bed", only to end up catching the kitchen on fire. FML

by nickorion12 / 06/28/2016 at 10:21am / United States (Kansas) / Kids

Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML

by pissedoff / 06/28/2016 at 7:53am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, after two months of rehersals, an actor in my theater company decided he was unhappy with the role I gave him, so he refuses to perform. We open tonight. FML

by TheaterMom / 06/28/2016 at 7:12am / Germany / Work