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SunsetFever
  • Town/Country : El Dorado, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 March 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 205
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6551) - you deserved it (23652)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15278) - you deserved it (1771)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:48am - misc - by Oze (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20178) - you deserved it (59148)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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