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Sunflower1919
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 September 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 953
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sunflower1919 : I like stingrays

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 5:37pm<b>cjl1028</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 6:01pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 5:41pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 4:57am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 9:02am<b>killer0689</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 5:18am<b>marshm610</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 3:07am<b>Malteser95</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 3:01pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 9:51pm<b>riahlum</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 3:12pm<b>MdMan3</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 9:01am<b>TheEpicKitten</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 2:28am<b>ireallylikecats</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 10:07am<b>COURT_KING</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 7:15pm<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 6:35am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 11:09pm<b>ThisGirlx</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:52pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:35pm

Fucked!<b>Skarlun</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 10:59am<b>HondaBeans</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:32pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 11:39pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 11:18pm<b>rachel_mae_</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:26am<b>mzshannababy</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 10:38pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:45pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:11pm<b>csjc</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:28am<b>igg125</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:27am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:47am<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:35am<b>mad_scotch</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 10:57pm<b>ppeanutheadd</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 8:33pm<b>Kxttyxx</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:25pm<b>int15</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:16pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:16pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 1:52pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Sunflower1919's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove to school and arrived early to find a parking spot. I found one close to the school, checked the signs, and thought, "Street cleaning is Wednesday. It's okay to park here since it's Tuesday." Being thrown off a day by Labor Day on Monday, I came back to a ticket on my windshield. FML

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen so I went to work. On my walk to work a girl pulls up on my bike and says I need to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. Hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass as police surround me and accuse me of stealing my own bike. FML

by cwell88 / 06/21/2015 at 9:29am / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

by Anyonexx0 / 04/14/2015 at 2:15pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

by boss stabber / 01/04/2015 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML

by Anonymous / 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML

by epic174 / 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm / United States / Holidays

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2014 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Love