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Sunflower1919
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sunflower1919 : I like stingrays

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Visits<b>Soninuva</b> - yesterday at 12:15pm<b>ThisGirlx</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:52pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:35pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 8:47pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:38pm<b>ivanfrombg</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:36pm<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:28pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 5:18pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 7:34pm<b>db32</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 2:46am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:46am<b>birdybirdchirp</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 11:12pm<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 2:46pm<b>deard4</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 6:07am<b>ariasmake1</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:59am<b>am_bugg</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:00am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 11:07pm<b>rachel_mae_</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:26pm

Fucked!<b>HondaBeans</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:32pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 11:39pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 11:18pm<b>rachel_mae_</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:26am<b>mzshannababy</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 10:38pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:45pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:11pm<b>csjc</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:28am<b>igg125</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:27am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:47am<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:35am<b>mad_scotch</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 10:57pm<b>ppeanutheadd</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 8:33pm<b>Kxttyxx</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:25pm<b>int15</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:16pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:16pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 1:52pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 1:07pm

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Sunflower1919's favorite FMLs

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen so I went to work. On my walk to work a girl pulls up on my bike and says I need to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. Hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass as police surround me and accuse me of stealing my own bike. FML

#21429443
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26213) - you deserved it (1606)

On 06/21/2015 at 9:29am - misc - by cwell88 (man) -

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

#21393558
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34321) - you deserved it (3240)

On 04/14/2015 at 2:15pm - work - by Anyonexx0 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

#21330417
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31758) - you deserved it (2258)

On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML

#21276337
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36616) - you deserved it (5437)

On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML

#21272968
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (2622)

On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML

#21272255
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37640) - you deserved it (4165)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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