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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 857
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sunflower1919 : I like stingrays

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Sunflower1919's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove to school and arrived early to find a parking spot. I found one close to the school, checked the signs, and thought, "Street cleaning is Wednesday. It's okay to park here since it's Tuesday." Being thrown off a day by Labor Day on Monday, I came back to a ticket on my windshield. FML

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen so I went to work. On my walk to work a girl pulls up on my bike and says I need to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. Hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass as police surround me and accuse me of stealing my own bike. FML


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On 06/21/2015 at 9:29am - misc - by cwell88 (man) -

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML


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On 04/14/2015 at 2:15pm - work - by Anyonexx0 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML


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On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML


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On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML


I agree, your life sucks (33319) - you deserved it (2650)

On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML


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On 10/06/2014 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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