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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sunflower1919 : I like stingrays

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Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33608) - you deserved it (4882)

On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30432) - you deserved it (2236)

On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34656) - you deserved it (3637)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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