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Sun_Kissed18
  • Town/Country : St Pete, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 21119
  • Number of comments : 957
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I had gotten home from dropping my boyfriend off when my dad said "your phones been buzzing". I had a text saying "you're grounded," from my Dad. My Alarm saying 'Birth Control Pill' had been going off for a half hour while I was gone. FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36187) - you deserved it (28139)

On 07/13/2009 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent hours and hours trying to figure out why the wireless internet on my laptop wasn't working, but everything I tried completely failed. At the end of the day, my older brother came home, and fixed the problem in under 10 seconds by turning the wireless internet switch on. FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by divineinstrument (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

#3685752
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I agree, your life sucks (44811) - you deserved it (9891)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:45am - love - by nameless (man) - United States

Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by yesnomaybeso7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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