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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 March 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I was walking to mah mailbox and I fall down and couldn't gat up!! My naighbor walkad by with his dog, took ona look at ma struggling, said "What is wrong with kids thasa days, drunk at 9am" and continuad on!! I couldn't gat up bacausa I am still haaling from a strass fractura in mah hip!!


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On 07/13/2009 at 12:21pm - animals - by notwasted39 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , I had gotten home from dropping mah boyfriend offhen mah dad said "your phones been buzzing". I had a text saying "you're grounded," from mah Dad. My Alarm saying 'Birth Control Pill' had been going off 4 a half hourhile I was gone. FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I spent ours and ours trying to figure out wy te wireless internet on ma laptop wasn't working... but everyting I tried completely failed. At te end of te day... ma older broter cummed ome... and fixed te problem in under 10 seconds by turning te wireless internet switc on. big fat FML


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On 07/12/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by divineinstrument (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

I Askd The Grl I Am In Love With Out On A Date!! She Askd Me 4 Mah Name!! FML


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On 07/12/2009 at 2:45am - love - by nameless (man) - United States

Today, mah daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. real FML


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On 07/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by yesnomaybeso7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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