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Sun_Kissed18
  • Town/Country : St Pete, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 March 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 18394
  • Number of comments : 956
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Sun_Kissed18 : I'm in high school
I ride horses
I have two dirtbikes
I love rain
Video games are the best
I'm me :)

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

#17313020 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (11736) - you deserved it (1719)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML

#16022547 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (24494) - you deserved it (3402)

On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

#13949497 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (4773) - you deserved it (36177)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I tried to get my license. To get that, I needed to show proof of school enrollment. I graduated early, so they told me to get a copy of my diploma. I went to school, and they told me that I would need a valid driver's license to access my diploma. FML

#13948929 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (25649) - you deserved it (1808)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by paradox - United States (Texas)

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Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

#13861798 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (16028) - you deserved it (5865)

On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to wear my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

#9021346 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (4146) - you deserved it (19885)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

#8974087 (430)

I agree, your life sucks (5933) - you deserved it (41648)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

#8969513 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (25689) - you deserved it (2186)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

#8954955 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (19724) - you deserved it (5098)

On 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by littlemissgullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488 (249)

I agree, your life sucks (25288) - you deserved it (3672)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:18pm - misc - by uHazFailedTotall - Norway (Rogaland)

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

#8588296 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (27610) - you deserved it (1242)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

#8446049 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (21563) - you deserved it (3315)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML

#8437472 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (12487) - you deserved it (3505)

On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML

#7831807 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (19161) - you deserved it (2062)

On 02/02/2010 at 10:52pm - love - by redjesus69 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

#7821444 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (12836) - you deserved it (3595)

On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)