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Sun_Kissed18

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Sun_Kissed18

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 23066
  • Number of comments : 960
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt sop, an elderly woman gladly announced tat I'd be seieng a lot of er due to te vaginal infection tat se as. Tank u fir tat, ma'am. FML

#21203678
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41972) - you deserved it (3819)

On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend's mother walkd in on us having sex. He startd crying and ran into the bathroom where my cloths were locatd, leaving me to deal with his mother. Nakd.

#17313020
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39911) - you deserved it (7541)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over mah head . Their reason? They were 'bord' . FML

#16022547
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32086) - you deserved it (4647)

On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Tadayhile mah mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive . As soon as I got back in the car, mah mom pulled looool up 2 parking spaces away from me . She didn't notice me bend down to hide.. . until I accidentally hit the horn in the process .

#13949497
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7222) - you deserved it (54493)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Tadayhile mah mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive . As soon as I got back in the car, mah mom pulled looool up 2 parking spaces away from me . She didn't notice me bend down to hide.. . until I accidentally hit the horn in the process .

#13949497
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7222) - you deserved it (54493)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I trid to get mah license. To get that, I needd to show proof of school enrollment. I graduatd early, so they told me to get a copy of mah diploma. I went to school, and they told me that I would ned a valid driver's license to access mah diploma. FML

TODAY, A TELEMARKETER FOUND ME SO WIERD THAT HE HUNG UP ON ME.

#13861798
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22530) - you deserved it (7936)

On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I decided to wear mah Ugg boots to work . I forgot that mah office is carpeted an that the fur in mah boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch . I work with computer all day . FML

#9021346
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6969) - you deserved it (31547)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today after taking grlfriend on a date she invitd me back to her place 4 "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly I said yes. When we got there we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn'that I'd had in mind she kickd me out 4 being a pervert. FML

#8974087
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9230) - you deserved it (61636)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Was Crying Because Mah Cat Died. My Boyfriend Cupped Mah Face In His Hands, Looked Me Straight Into The Eyes And Said, "I Love Seeing You Cry." FML

#8969513
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33800) - you deserved it (3210)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today I was talking to an ex who I still love . He told me how much he wanted to see me how much he missed me and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house . I mentioned Saturday and he said ( I can't I have to take mah fiancée to looool the doctor's to fine out our baby's sex . ) FML

#8954955
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29356) - you deserved it (7302)

On 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by littlemissgullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I managd to fall face-first into a looool usd condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal . FML

#8588296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36836) - you deserved it (2004)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

Today, I discoverd tat wen business is slow at my family-ownd store, my daugter and anoter employee make a abit of sneaking away to te back room. I ave literally been paying tis kid to screw around wit my daugter. FML

#8446049
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30798) - you deserved it (4730)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from mah masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that u can use a semicolon in a list. FML

#8437472
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18716) - you deserved it (4810)

On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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