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Summoner_T3L

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Summoner_T3L

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 320
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Summoner_T3L : Yo! I'm a college student at Middle Tenn. the Summoner part of my name comes from League of Legends where my summoner name is RedHoodieT3L. I am a huge Legend of Zelda fanboy and a clarinetist and usually watch Tobuscus and read FMLs for laughs :D I am generally chill and i realize you probably don't care about all this but hey.

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Today, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. FML

#21282844
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29330) - you deserved it (5412)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by HeckIfIKnow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

#21206280
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38086) - you deserved it (3453)

On 07/11/2014 at 6:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

#20754518
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56477) - you deserved it (9078)

On 06/29/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by patriarchal apparently (man) - Saint Lucia

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

#20677562
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27229) - you deserved it (39430)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7879) - you deserved it (25375)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40817) - you deserved it (26854) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5810) - you deserved it (44650)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)



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