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Summoner_T3L
  • Town/Country : Murfreesboro, 'Merica (United States of America)
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Summoner_T3L : Yo! I'm a college student at Middle Tenn. the Summoner part of my name comes from League of Legends where my summoner name is RedHoodieT3L. I am a huge Legend of Zelda fanboy and a clarinetist and usually watch Tobuscus and read FMLs for laughs :D I am generally chill and i realize you probably don't care about all this but hey.

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Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51799) - you deserved it (8369)

On 06/29/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by patriarchal apparently (man) - Saint Lucia

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

#20677562
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (37908)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7080) - you deserved it (23185)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38061) - you deserved it (25747) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5242) - you deserved it (42251)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)



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