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Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML


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On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43742) - you deserved it (5127)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML


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On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by ILTali (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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