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SumBur

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 12:04pm<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 11:06pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 6:57pm<b>losersanonymous</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 9:27am<b>Jujuboo_3</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:17am<b>droid1126</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 3:01am<b>bradoiler</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 11:48pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 3:20pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 6:15pm<b>vishwa_evo</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 5:46am<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 8:36am<b>Spencyy</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 12:19pm<b>Damafia</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:19pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:21pm<b>ki087</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:47pm<b>thevelociraptor</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:14pm<b>JackAtPage</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:29pm<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 9:50pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 6:04pm<b>droid1126</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:01am

SumBur's FML badges

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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SumBur's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

by bglenney / 08/15/2013 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Work

Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 7:10am / Latvia (Jelgavas) / Health

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

by offuckingcourse / 08/06/2013 at 1:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

by notenoughunderwearintheworld / 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Transportation

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids