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SultanRS
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, NY, USA
  • Title : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 548
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SultanRS : I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them.

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Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27423) - you deserved it (9148)

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