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SuicidalxDream
  • Town/Country : Marshmallow, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 662
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About SuicidalxDream : I'm 15, i listen to post-hardcore,screamo, and metal. ect. My favorite bands are Black Veil Brides, and Escape The Fate. I love skinnies :]. I'm also Bi-sexual, if you don't like that i really don't care ;D

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22663) - you deserved it (46067)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49403) - you deserved it (598264)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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