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Visits<b>Littlest_things</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 8:13pm

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Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53821) - you deserved it (32595)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84860) - you deserved it (5656)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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