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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 February 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

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On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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216 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

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79 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

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134 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 6:27am - misc - by Sickinbed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

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164 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

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234 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

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141 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

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239 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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75 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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202 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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