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Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by FauteuilEver Alone (man) - France
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)
Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 2:41pm - work - by hannaslifesucks (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)
Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
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On 06/03/2012 at 10:47am - health - by Monkey253100 - France
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 2:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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