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About SugerAndDeath : Hey there, Interwebbers! Mah name's Christina, but you can't call me that. Refer to me as Miyu.
I love knowledge and intellect. I enjoy talking to knowledgable people, or anybody who wants a conversation! :)
-If you're colorblind, I have brown hair and brownish eyes. I change colors frequently, usually to green! I have really bad vision, and where contacts.
-Acting and crime are a big part of my life. And no, I don't mean doing illegal shit. I mean solving illegal shit. I am an apprentice for a criminal investigator. (Meaning I occasionally tag along and help) I love acting, and would love to pursue a career. I think business is a safer investment or goal.
-I loooooooooove cats!
-I'm a model.
-I have a strange affiliation with England, and would love to move there!
Feel free to contact me! Please! PLEASE.

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Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39067) - you deserved it (5756)

On 03/02/2013 at 8:31am - love - by OhNo - United States (Virginia)

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML


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On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML


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On 02/27/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by girlymae (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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