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SugarCrazy
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  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2385
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About SugarCrazy : Howdy ^_^
About me...
I'm 15.
Female, obviously.

My favorite music:
-Pink Floyd,
-Pearl Jam,
-Bob Dylan,
-The Beatles,
-The Foo Fighters.

My favorite movies:
-The Lost Boys,
-Forrest Gump,
-Stand By Me,
-Goodfellas.

My favorite tv shows:
-Repo Games,
-1000 Ways To Die,
-Nurse Jackie,
-Survivor.

Physical description:
Brown hair, brown eyes.
Pretty plain and ordinary.
5'2", 90lbs

I enjoy photography, reading and listening to music.
That is all.
Thank you for reading :D Feel free to send me a message. I'll usually respond as quickly as possible.

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Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90859) - you deserved it (9838)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML

#16377162
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21761) - you deserved it (2493)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by moron - United States

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

#16066360
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12817) - you deserved it (36737)

On 05/06/2011 at 10:07am - intimacy - by eringoBRA (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

#16057937
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56727) - you deserved it (4509)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
590 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48033) - you deserved it (5151)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
590 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48033) - you deserved it (5151)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

#15480042
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31089) - you deserved it (5825)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

#15251436
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14632) - you deserved it (35557)

On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

#15250460
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32750) - you deserved it (6693)

On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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