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SugarCrazy

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SugarCrazy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2646
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About SugarCrazy : Howdy ^_^
About me...
I'm 15.
Female, obviously.

My favorite music:
-Pink Floyd,
-Pearl Jam,
-Bob Dylan,
-The Beatles,
-The Foo Fighters.

My favorite movies:
-The Lost Boys,
-Forrest Gump,
-Stand By Me,
-Goodfellas.

My favorite tv shows:
-Repo Games,
-1000 Ways To Die,
-Nurse Jackie,
-Survivor.

Physical description:
Brown hair, brown eyes.
Pretty plain and ordinary.
5'2", 90lbs

I enjoy photography, reading and listening to music.
That is all.
Thank you for reading :D Feel free to send me a message. I'll usually respond as quickly as possible.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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SugarCrazy's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

#17511750
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28490) - you deserved it (3998)

On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22632) - you deserved it (5544)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13844) - you deserved it (56764)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

#17343127
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29244) - you deserved it (2444)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by jared77 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML

#17307375
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29506) - you deserved it (9041)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by tamponface (man) - United Kingdom

Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML

#17300096
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29395) - you deserved it (2634)

On 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm - health - by ivannooze - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28823) - you deserved it (30296)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (11320)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43438) - you deserved it (3561)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

#17162768
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27536) - you deserved it (3781)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

#17162768
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27536) - you deserved it (3781)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

#17151333
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (8004)

On 07/17/2011 at 4:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year old. FML

#17148653
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23358) - you deserved it (5146)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by twelfinity - United States (California)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34878) - you deserved it (8411)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27132) - you deserved it (8994)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom



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