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SugarCrazy

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SugarCrazy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2681
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About SugarCrazy : Howdy ^_^
About me...
I'm 15.
Female, obviously.

My favorite music:
-Pink Floyd,
-Pearl Jam,
-Bob Dylan,
-The Beatles,
-The Foo Fighters.

My favorite movies:
-The Lost Boys,
-Forrest Gump,
-Stand By Me,
-Goodfellas.

My favorite tv shows:
-Repo Games,
-1000 Ways To Die,
-Nurse Jackie,
-Survivor.

Physical description:
Brown hair, brown eyes.
Pretty plain and ordinary.
5'2", 90lbs

I enjoy photography, reading and listening to music.
That is all.
Thank you for reading :D Feel free to send me a message. I'll usually respond as quickly as possible.

SugarCrazy's page activity

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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SugarCrazy's favorite FMLs

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

#18974719
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29663) - you deserved it (4840)

On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

#18969036
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25528) - you deserved it (3536)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

#18969036
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25528) - you deserved it (3536)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17160) - you deserved it (6547)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17994) - you deserved it (3663)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

#18382855
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29062) - you deserved it (6107)

On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I had to bail both my parents out of jail. They'd thought it would be fun to go streaking. FML

#18323291
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28669) - you deserved it (2450)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by poorchild - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35582) - you deserved it (3531)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking down the road when a twat on a quad-bike smashed into my leg. It seems that I should've been "walking on the right side of the pavement." FML

#18199894
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19930) - you deserved it (3170)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:57am - misc - by LukeyBoy - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML

#18154487
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28259) - you deserved it (6187)

On 11/04/2011 at 2:57am - love - by foreverashamed - Canada

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14551) - you deserved it (33907)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

#17718779
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27570) - you deserved it (3624)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

#17663031
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (2371)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25676) - you deserved it (2850)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

#17549181
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (2693)

On 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm - work - by waytootan (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)



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