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About SugarCrazy : Howdy ^_^
My favorite music:
-The Foo Fighters.
My favorite movies:
-The Lost Boys,
-Stand By Me,
My favorite tv shows:
-1000 Ways To Die,
Brown hair, brown eyes.
Pretty plain and ordinary.
I enjoy photography, reading and listening to music.
That is all.
Thank you for reading :D Feel free to send me a message. I'll usually respond as quickly as possible.
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Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML
Friday 5 February 2016