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SugarCrazy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2733
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About SugarCrazy : Howdy ^_^
About me...
I'm 15.
Female, obviously.

My favorite music:
-Pink Floyd,
-Pearl Jam,
-Bob Dylan,
-The Beatles,
-The Foo Fighters.

My favorite movies:
-The Lost Boys,
-Forrest Gump,
-Stand By Me,
-Goodfellas.

My favorite tv shows:
-Repo Games,
-1000 Ways To Die,
-Nurse Jackie,
-Survivor.

Physical description:
Brown hair, brown eyes.
Pretty plain and ordinary.
5'2", 90lbs

I enjoy photography, reading and listening to music.
That is all.
Thank you for reading :D Feel free to send me a message. I'll usually respond as quickly as possible.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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SugarCrazy's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

#19265043
204 comments

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

#19265043
204 comments

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

#19265043
204 comments

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

#19109077
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24854) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

#19072071
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20439) - you deserved it (2326)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:56am - love - by ThanksMum (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

#19072071
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20439) - you deserved it (2326)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:56am - love - by ThanksMum (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30941) - you deserved it (17267)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30941) - you deserved it (17267)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML

#19025150
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22072) - you deserved it (3572)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:08am - love - by D-Man (man) - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22551) - you deserved it (2010)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27516) - you deserved it (2232)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26789) - you deserved it (4171)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28853) - you deserved it (2110)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28853) - you deserved it (2110)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

#18974719
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30306) - you deserved it (4927)

On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)



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