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by Agax / 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Loner_Lou / 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
by Cereal_mistress / 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by Sleepy head / 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm / United States / Intimacy
by UHM / 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm / United States / Love
by CreamGravy / 10/06/2013 at 9:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 2:56am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
by ricky the sage / 10/04/2013 at 8:04pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
by HGTV / 10/01/2013 at 2:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
by hmmm / 10/01/2013 at 8:32am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by whatdoesitmatter / 10/01/2013 at 6:47am / India (Tamil Nadu) / Intimacy
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
by anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 1:36am / United States (West Virginia) / Love
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…