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Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML
by fuckyouverymuch / 10/26/2013 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
by monsterdanceman / 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by WalnutGaming / 10/22/2013 at 3:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Animals
by oh... / 10/20/2013 at 4:34pm / United States (Missouri) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/20/2013 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Work
by IDon't / 10/13/2013 at 6:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
by hungry / 10/13/2013 at 1:23am / United States / Money
by roundtherose / 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML
by Anonymous / 10/12/2013 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom (South Lanarkshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Utah) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 11:40am / United States (California) / Work
by emopoe / 10/09/2013 at 2:25pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by mathgenius / 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML
by thisguy / 10/08/2013 at 5:55am / United States (California) / Kids
by BOHICA123 / 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…