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Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55496) - you deserved it (10379)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55496) - you deserved it (10379)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55496) - you deserved it (10379)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

#19361
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6257) - you deserved it (48425)

On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

#5925
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15550) - you deserved it (44782)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59166) - you deserved it (2680)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

#1883
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23183) - you deserved it (10432)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27231) - you deserved it (8001)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

#663
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18992) - you deserved it (6233)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18297) - you deserved it (1948)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28330) - you deserved it (7003)

On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version



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