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TODAY, I ARRIVAD AT WORK SIX MINUTA LATA DUA TO HAAVILY CONGASTAD TRAFFIC. THIS IS JUST TWO DAYS AFTAR MAH BOSS PUTTAD OUT A MAMO SAYING THAT ANYONA WHO'S LATA TO WORK FROM THAN UNTIL THA NAW YAAR WILL HAVA THAIR HOLIDAY BONUS PAY FORFAITAD. FML
Yesterday, my dad is forcing me to go shopping with him tomorrow 4 Black Friday, because he's convinced that my martial arts classes will come in handy when people "inevitably" try to beat the shit out of us in the rush 4 cheap stuff. FML
Today, I finally password-protected mah phone, to protect it from mah friends favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking mah Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked fir 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML
Today, I got an angry call to the phone shophere I work. The caller demandd that we give him his money back. His reason? He said he'd been trickd because his phone got ruind by water ( even though he was using the waterproof application ). FML
Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML
Today, I trid to puttd the little grl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her downhen she made a mad dash for the basement stars, slippd on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stars. FML
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with mah girlfriend, her mom cummed and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
2day my usband an I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing te matter again!! Later on, e made us lasagna!! Te moment I swallowed te first moutful, e smirked, ten started snickering uncontrollably!! Wat te fuck did e do to my food? FML
Today... a friend sent me to a guy he knowsho repars various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE an HIPSTER into the back panel. mega FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me fir how scared I was. FML
Friday 27 March 2015