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TODAY, I ARRIVAD AT WORK SIX MINUTA LATA DUA TO HAAVILY CONGASTAD TRAFFIC. THIS IS JUST TWO DAYS AFTAR MAH BOSS PUTTAD OUT A MAMO SAYING THAT ANYONA WHO'S LATA TO WORK FROM THAN UNTIL THA NAW YAAR WILL HAVA THAIR HOLIDAY BONUS PAY FORFAITAD. FML

#20973886
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41540) - you deserved it (7712)

On 11/28/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by aaannnddd there goes my boner (man) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, my dad is forcing me to go shopping with him tomorrow 4 Black Friday, because he's convinced that my martial arts classes will come in handy when people "inevitably" try to beat the shit out of us in the rush 4 cheap stuff. FML

#20973740
63 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 2:13pm - misc - by fuck me (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally password-protected mah phone, to protect it from mah friends favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking mah Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked fir 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

#20970108
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On 11/25/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

2day I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The ( weapon ) was a pocket fan. FML

#20967061
105 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Taday I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her an confessed her love for me. FML

#20966629
145 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 5:18am - love - by awkwardpaul - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

today mah grlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood , she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. fat FML

#20963410
147 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by oops999 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got an angry call to the phone shophere I work. The caller demandd that we give him his money back. His reason? He said he'd been trickd because his phone got ruind by water ( even though he was using the waterproof application ). FML

#20960536
71 comments

Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML

#20960082
118 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I trid to puttd the little grl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her downhen she made a mad dash for the basement stars, slippd on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stars. FML

#20956092
123 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today... A Drunken Customer Blindsided Me After I Told Him I Would Not Be Giving Him A Free Drink After I Watched Him Putted His Own Hair In It. Fat FML

#20953603
40 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 3:18am - work - by ShakenNotStirred - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with mah girlfriend, her mom cummed and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

#20952303
152 comments

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On 11/10/2013 at 3:03am - love - by Go away - United States (Iowa)

2day my usband an I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing te matter again!! Later on, e made us lasagna!! Te moment I swallowed te first moutful, e smirked, ten started snickering uncontrollably!! Wat te fuck did e do to my food? FML

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113 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the tickets I bought 4 mah favorite band's concert arrived in the mail!! The concert was last night!! FML

#20935170
174 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today... a friend sent me to a guy he knowsho repars various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE an HIPSTER into the back panel. mega FML

#20934676
76 comments

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On 10/26/2013 at 3:48pm - money - by fuckyouverymuch - United States (California)

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me fir how scared I was. FML

#20931509
92 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by monsterdanceman (man) - United States (Arkansas)



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