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Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37543) - you deserved it (7003)

On 06/06/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by lft (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24595) - you deserved it (48785)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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