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SuckerPunchurMom
  • Town/Country : Orange County, Cali, 'Emerica
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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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On 04/09/2011 at 12:02am - love - by WhatTheBleep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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On 04/09/2011 at 12:01am - health - by FistFighter (woman) - United States (California)



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