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- Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1994 (22 years old)
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by Anonymous / 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
by stalked / 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
by gymgirl / 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
by puking now / 12/13/2013 at 7:34pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2013 at 4:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
by [...] / 12/12/2013 at 9:28am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Kids
Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML
by Anonymous / 12/12/2013 at 3:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/07/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Work
by happy birthday to me / 12/05/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 5:08pm / United States (Idaho) / Kids
by OuchImAMoron / 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 11:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2013 at 12:30am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy