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Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by Lauren - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States
Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML
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On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Meagan smith - United States (Colorado)
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by trifioso (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)
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