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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 June 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13486) - you deserved it (25137)

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