About Stylux : I have an obsession with tinkering with machines. Too bad I know jack shit about machines and usually end up breaking them. Feel free to say hi. I don't bite. Well, as far as you know.
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Today, I awoke to the sound of a gunshot, followed by children screaming. I leapt out of bed and ran to my balcony, only to see people casually milling around the elementary school parking lot under a "Science Fair" banner. A kid's science experiment scared me shitless. FML
by gracehi / 03/07/2014 at 3:29pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
by fiercehawk / 02/18/2014 at 12:45am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by eastsiderounder / 12/02/2013 at 12:11pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML
by fuckyouverymuch / 10/26/2013 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML
by Wheredigowrong / 10/21/2013 at 12:18am / United States (Iowa) / Kids
by nofriends / 10/19/2013 at 5:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2013 at 8:14pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML
by noreia / 10/06/2013 at 12:11am / Hong Kong / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by NotTheSoulMate / 09/26/2013 at 2:54am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML
by sillydoggy / 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm / United States / Animals
by KatVanGogh / 08/25/2013 at 9:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
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