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Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22966) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents handed me my present, and when I unwrapped it, there was a cellphone box inside. I was so excited to get a new phone, that I threw my old phone on the floor and stepped on it, while my parents watched in horror. I opened the box to see my phone, only to find a happy birthday card with 20 dollars in it. They'd just reused the box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7767) - you deserved it (39146)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (130937) - you deserved it (7423)

On 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm - money - by Sad (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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