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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 November 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Stultophobe : "Stultophobia": the fear or extreme dislike of stupidity.

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Visits<b>the1pumpCHUMP</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 12:27am<b>ironfey</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 12:57pm<b>jeriaslovesyou</b> - the 04/04/2014 at 7:50pm<b>WyattDaBoss</b> - the 04/04/2014 at 1:41am<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 12/04/2013 at 11:12pm<b>poulkrebs</b> - the 11/24/2013 at 5:32pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 2:15am

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Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31029) - you deserved it (14721)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14787) - you deserved it (38459)

On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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