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StudMuffinette

Town/Country : Texas, USA
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Tuesday 2 August 1994 (18 years)
Number of visits : 598
Number of comments : 79
Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About StudMuffinette :

Not every pretty girl in shorts is a slut.
Not every fat girl isn't trying to lose weight.
Not every girl who listens to screamo wants to kill herself.
Not every girl who self harms does it for attention.
Not every girl with glasses is a complete nerd.
Not every girl who is unattractive is single.
Not every girl is what you think of her.
Look deeper before you judge.

~allissa~

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (988066) - you deserved it (78593)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
859 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55541) - you deserved it (323431)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
662 comments

I agree, your life sucks (649994) - you deserved it (11953)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (177527) - you deserved it (61381)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

#19556
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (229164) - you deserved it (22774)