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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1541
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Stroke_Her_Ace's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34497) - you deserved it (3432)

On 07/01/2011 at 12:15am - health - by nico (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9893) - you deserved it (61480)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML


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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML


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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36164) - you deserved it (9654)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40111) - you deserved it (15107)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML


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On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

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