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Stroke_Her_Ace

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Stroke_Her_Ace

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1396
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Stroke_Her_Ace : Derrickhand - My office has a better view.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Stroke_Her_Ace's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

#16929999
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32739) - you deserved it (3283)

On 07/01/2011 at 12:15am - health - by nico (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8975) - you deserved it (58251)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

#16862726
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46185) - you deserved it (10185)

On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80931) - you deserved it (6641)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32974) - you deserved it (9214)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36877) - you deserved it (14290)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41555) - you deserved it (9103)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)



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