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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Stroke_Her_Ace's favorite FMLs
by nico / 07/01/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by brokenbabe / 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Ben / 06/18/2011 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids
by randomjulz / 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm / United States / Love
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
by rileynautumn / 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think… Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because… Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to…