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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4810
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... mah dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs withhite outlines r ( optional. ) I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for bieng ( that stupid. ) Thanks dad. FML

#20129645
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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States

Today , I had a job interview for a job I've been dying to have. As I'm walking into the office , the manager says , "Aren't u my son's ex , the one he cheated on?" All I could do was sit there quietly as he laughed at me. FML

#20129479
94 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 3:54am - work - by emilyparra1 - United States (Florida)

Today, my young son and I wara in lina at Subway. I guass ha got borad and startad to insult tha taanaga grl bahind us. I triad to gat him to stop, but ha wouldn't listan. Evantually tha grl punchad him in tha faca and laft. As my son criad uncontrollably, avaryona alsa thara clappad. FML

#20129296
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On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)

TADAY I WENT TO MAH LOCAL WALMART TO GRAB A FEW GROCERIES AND WHILE AT THE CHECKOUT LINE I GRABBD TWO CHOCOLATE BARS FIR A SNACK. THE CASHIER GAVE ME A LOOK AND MUMBLD UNDER HER BREATH "SURPRISE SURPRISE." I'M PREGNANT ASSHOLE. FML

#20129288
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On 10/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by bunintheoven (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a parant was too busy taxting to notica ar cild ad run in front of a moving truck. Sa did owavar saa ma grab ta cild's backpack to yank im back out of traffic. Sa tan scraamad at ma fir ( manandling ) ar cild an damandad I ba firad. It's not avan scool; I'm a part tima sub. maga FML

#20129237
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On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AN I WERE HAVING SEX, AN I ASKED HIM TO CALL ME SOMETHING SWEET. HE CALLED ME HONEY BOO BOO. FML

Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML

#20128630
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On 10/22/2012 at 6:34pm - misc - by petra84 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Cummed Home To Fine An Almost Completely Devoured Cheesecake, The Notebook Playing On The TV, And A Shoe Thrown At My Head . It's Safe To Say My Grlfriend Is Just About On Her Period . FML

#20128340
259 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday I finally found a cute dress that huggd mah curves and hid mah imperfections. I wore it to mah friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walkd into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

#20128171
99 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 12:09pm - misc - by preggersmcgee (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today,hile at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discoverd one of the patients had developd an unhealthy obsession for me. looool He was admittd for stalking and abusing a grlho lookd just lyk me. It's only mah frst week. FML

#20127982
72 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 6:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations fir us. FML

#20127937
118 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 5:01am - love - by reserved - United States (California)

Today, I overhered my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells lyk deli meat." FML

#20127779
98 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 1:29am - love - by sausagefingers (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today at work as a massage terapist I pulld down te guy's blanket sligtly to massage is lower back . Tere were sit stains spreading from is ass crack all te way to is mid-back . Wen I told im e wantd me to massage tere anyway .

#20127667
129 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen fir my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

#20127252
129 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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