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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4820
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... te igligt of my day was wen I figurd out tat my little broter's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. mega FML

#21048030
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36412) - you deserved it (7186)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by LarissaT18 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I finally recieved the last check from mah insurance company after mah house flooded 10 months ago. Tonight mah house flooded again. fat FML

#21047933
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46802) - you deserved it (3927)

On 02/02/2014 at 6:32am - love - by itwasalongnight -

2day I invitad looool my bast friand to slaap on my couch whila ha looks 4 a naw placa. Ha walkad insida, droppad his stuff on tha floor and askad ma my policy on hookars. I laughad it off as a joka. Half an hour latar my doorball rang. Ha took my laughtar as a yas. big fat FML

#21047796
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41510) - you deserved it (6379)

On 02/02/2014 at 1:33am - misc - by tsukinoie - United States

Today, I went down on the girl of mah dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I cummed back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

#21046118
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59142) - you deserved it (11468)

On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today , I was eating at a Chinese restaurant,hen I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage , I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence , she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

#21042741
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39253) - you deserved it (14641)

On 01/28/2014 at 6:16am - misc - by ChickenBallsPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

today I realized that mah dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog... an I have a Master's degree. FML

#21042693
52 comments

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On 01/28/2014 at 3:22am - animals - by Pooper scooper - Guam

Today, my grlfriand dumpad ma bacausa sha found soma lasbian porn on my computar. Har raasoning? That I must sacratly ba gay. FML

#21042109
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46910) - you deserved it (10713)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I got a black eyeile trying to break up a figt caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at te funeral of ma best friend's moter. FML

#21042087
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53469) - you deserved it (4473)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm - health - by knobbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I woke up after a nigt out partying only to fine I'd wet te bd. I was so asamd tat I rolld ma girlfriend into it to avoid taking te blame.

#21042040
188 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today.. . I got mah wedding photos back . The only decent picture of mah husband an me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us . FML

#21041939
86 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 3:55pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah mom walked into mah room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on mah face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on mah desk while I wasn't looking. FML

#21041865
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42113) - you deserved it (4828)

On 01/27/2014 at 2:26pm - love - by love you too mommy - United States (New York)

Today, my roommata showd ma a vidao of a cockroach crawling all ovar my faca whila I was aslaap in tha lounga. FML

#21041659
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47362) - you deserved it (3971)

On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was reading FML's brthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckface of the week. FML

#21040870
166 comments

Today my sister was taking forever in the bathroom an I jokingly threatend to kick down the door. I rammd into it an it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamd an our parents came running. Now I'm groundd forever an our bathroom has no door. big fat FML

#21040628
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (42045)

On 01/26/2014 at 1:20pm - misc - by shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... after waiting two weeks for an email with mah online textbook access code... it still hadn't arrivd in time for mah quiz tomorrow... so I endd up spending most of mah money on the expensive physical copy. Not long after I got back home... the email finally arrivd. big fat FML

#21040578
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43773) - you deserved it (4705)

On 01/26/2014 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Ceredigion)



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