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Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 7:37pm - work - by :( (man) - United States
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by luciazee (woman) - Peru (Lima)
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turd waffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 2:24pm - health - by fuck kids (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Senegal
Today, at the office, my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times, in a different format each time, and every single time she replies with, "Not in the requested format". She won't tell me what the requested format is. FML
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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 4:49am - misc - by dollabill009 - United States
Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 1:08am - work - by hesgonnahateme - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up right as the dentist pulled my last tooth. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 1:01am - health - by Applejacks18 (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by butisavedyourkid - United States
Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason for me to be against her having sex with other people. FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 4:40pm - love - by ApparentlyNotEno (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by Bookworm (woman) - United Kingdom
Monday 17 June 2013
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