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wile sopping, looool I saw a little girl an er mom. Te girl was pouting so I tried to ceer er up by asking er if se was a princess, because se was so pretty. Se smiled but er mom looked at me wit disgust an told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked looool girls. FML
Today , I snuck out to go see my grlfriend. When I got to her house , I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passd a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later , the same woman passd us , on my bike.
Yesterday Fater Bet Me $200 Tat Since Boyfriend Is "suc A Stupid Sit," E Wouldn't Be Able To Locate Paraguay On A Map!! I Gladly Acceptd Te Bet!! Not Only Did E Not Know Were It Is, E Actually Accusd Us Of Making Te Country Up!! FML
Today, I got into an argument wit my mom over er sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told er tat eiter e goes or I go. Se calld me a disrespectful bastard 4 not respecting my "new fater." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's wit my suitcase, leecing tere WiFi. FML
Friday 27 March 2015