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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4804
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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wile sopping, looool I saw a little girl an er mom. Te girl was pouting so I tried to ceer er up by asking er if se was a princess, because se was so pretty. Se smiled but er mom looked at me wit disgust an told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

#20065720
158 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked looool girls. FML

#20065430
138 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I realizd that manager an I have synchronizd menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy... an I get extremely vulnerable an emotional - she yells at me an I burst into tears.

Yesterday , I was talking to an art critic at an exhibition. He told me that the artist had no talent and went on to tell me everything wrong with each painting. I'd painted them all. FML

#20065231
94 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 8:12pm - work - by the bad artist - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during a family dinner, mah favourite underwire bra got tired of its job an tried to shish-kebab mah boobs. big fat FML

#20065022
141 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY,HILE TRYING TO ROUSE MY SLEEPING BOYFRIEND FOR SOME MORNING SEX, HE CAME. FML

#20064384
146 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , I snuck out to go see my grlfriend. When I got to her house , I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passd a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later , the same woman passd us , on my bike.

#20064141
65 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by crabmunch15 - United States (California)

Yesterday Fater Bet Me $200 Tat Since Boyfriend Is "suc A Stupid Sit," E Wouldn't Be Able To Locate Paraguay On A Map!! I Gladly Acceptd Te Bet!! Not Only Did E Not Know Were It Is, E Actually Accusd Us Of Making Te Country Up!! FML

#20063309
322 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States

Today, I got into an argument wit my mom over er sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told er tat eiter e goes or I go. Se calld me a disrespectful bastard 4 not respecting my "new fater." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's wit my suitcase, leecing tere WiFi. FML

#20063189
164 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my husband that I'm tred of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML

#20062989
94 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which looool soda in the fridge was mine. real FML

#20062839
68 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, My Boyfriend Requested That I Shave My Lips So I Spent An Hour In The Shower Carefully Removing Every Trace Of Pubic Hair . Turns Out He Wanted Me To Shave My Moustache, Not My Carpet .

#20062588
148 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by sasquatch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wrote an e-mail to a friend stating how hot mah client was . I waitd fir her response, but recievd a response from mah client stating, "I would readdres this accordingly." FML

#20061515
98 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 2:49am - work - by guaranteed service (woman) - United States

Today... mah fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest mega FML

#20061168
159 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by thankshun13 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today.. . I was refused employment at a liquor store . Their reason? I'm a regular customer and their afraid I'll drink all their profits . FML

#20060961
40 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 8:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)



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