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StraightPain

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  • Number of visits : 118
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About StraightPain : I'm a pretty relax person. I love movies, reading, being active and cliche romantic sh*t. I have a pit bull that I really love and totally spoil her!! Message me if you want. I'm on everyday.

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StraightPain's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37271) - you deserved it (10616)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43148) - you deserved it (11293)

On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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