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StormfrontX33
  • Town/Country : Your backyard, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 November 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1670
  • Number of comments : 371
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About StormfrontX33 : I'm a fairly cool guy to hang around with. Originally from upstate ny.
Committed for life with the most wonderful woman on Earth. Im completely and totally in love. Doesn't mean that I am a softie. Don't mistake my sarcasm for hate and vise-versa. If you can't take a joke then why are you here?

Yes, that is a stealth bomber. Nellis AFB

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Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

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Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

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On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)



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