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About StormfrontX33 : I'm generally a cool person to hang around. Even better if you get to know me. Into a variety of things. Intellectual, yet fairly amusing. You've been warned.
"Je cherche l'espoir qui m'aidera à vaincre ce destin."
-I search for the hope that will help me vanquish this destiny
University Student, can also speak French and German.
Yes, that is a Stealth Bomber. Nellis AFB 2011
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Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML
Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
Friday 24 October 2014