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About StormfrontX33 : I'm a fairly cool guy to hang around.
Committed for life with the most wonderful woman on Earth. Im completely and totally in love.
University Student, can also speak French and German
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Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML
Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014