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StormfrontX33

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2513
  • Number of comments : 454
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About StormfrontX33 : I'm generally a cool person to hang around. Even better if you get to know me. Into a variety of things. Intellectual, yet fairly amusing. You've been warned.

"Je cherche l'espoir qui m'aidera à vaincre ce destin."
-I search for the hope that will help me vanquish this destiny

University Student, can also speak French and German.
Yes, that is a Stealth Bomber. Nellis AFB 2011

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StormfrontX33's favorite FMLs

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

#21131182
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (278) - you deserved it (18677)

On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

#21092367
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41444) - you deserved it (4196)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

#20078083
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28294) - you deserved it (1702)

On 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by he is going to hell (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

#19918441
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6790) - you deserved it (26439)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29838) - you deserved it (3570)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)



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