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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4042
  • Number of comments : 579
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About StormfrontX33 : I'm generally a cool person to hang around. Even better if you get to know me. Into a variety of things such as cod, reading, outdoors, traveling, writing poetry, thinking, drinking, and acting stupid. Intellectual, yet fairly amusing. Seems boring, but who can cram a personality into a profile?

Music: Three Days Grace, Arctic Monkeys, Breaking Benjamin...too many to mention (that should give you a gist of my taste). Like some foreign music too.

Currently a University Student. Can also speak French, Spanish and German.

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StormfrontX33's favorite FMLs

Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (2543)

On 11/15/2015 at 10:21am - kids - by michelle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29391) - you deserved it (5737) - Translated from the version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Walter (man) - Spain

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28997) - you deserved it (17439)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (4512)

On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38359) - you deserved it (3637)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML


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On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45722) - you deserved it (12723)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML


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On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML


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On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML


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On 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by he is going to hell (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML


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On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML


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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

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