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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 609
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Storme : Hyperactive teenage girl. Likes pineapples. Planning to take over the world.

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Visits<b>XDIAmCrazy</b> - the 12/22/2012 at 4:06pm

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Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

#20129237
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27958) - you deserved it (1269)

On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML

#20128657
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18861) - you deserved it (1533)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

#20128322
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29641) - you deserved it (4514)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discovered one of the patients had developed an unhealthy obsession for me. He was admitted for stalking and abusing a girl who looked just like me. It's only my first week. FML

#20127982
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22841) - you deserved it (1506)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my mother told me that my dead grandmother speaks to her. How? When she's thinking of her while brushing her teeth, her electric toothbrush will suddenly stop buzzing and this tells her her mother is communicating with her. FML

#20127529
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16664) - you deserved it (1373)

On 10/21/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by smdh - United States

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

#20127252
129 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10644) - you deserved it (42563)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
302 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27861) - you deserved it (7327)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27046) - you deserved it (4618)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15094) - you deserved it (31255)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

#17379792
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29395) - you deserved it (2481)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

#17355193
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13589) - you deserved it (37113)

On 08/03/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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