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Stormcat
  • Town/Country : Tucson, Arizona
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 27
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Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30614) - you deserved it (4027)

On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)



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