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StormGirl142

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StormGirl142

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2416
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About StormGirl142 : I'm rather simple. I'm in college, married, and a Harry Potter fanatic. I like horses, bunnies, and pretty much anything cute and fuzzy. I'm terrified of fish and spiders. That's pretty much it.

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StormGirl142's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, I receivd a text from mah boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having . We had sex 4 two minutes . mega FML

#6612608
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19840) - you deserved it (2597)

On 12/05/2009 at 4:07am - intimacy - by lastalittlelonger (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , mah dad offerd to take me and mah sister to school cuz we just movd houses. On the way , he askd us y we lookd so tird. We just said we were tird from moving house. Truth is , our room is right next to theirs. We hered everything. Loud and clear. FML

#6604367
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21119) - you deserved it (1993)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out tat ma dad as been aving an affair. Wit ma formerly favorite teacer. Te best part? Yesterday, se announcd to te class tat se was pregnant. I clappd and congratulatd er. FML

#6318893
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45976) - you deserved it (2210)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I celebrated my 18th brthday. Alone. My only brthday wish cummed from the police officerho gave me a ticket. mega FML

#6190643
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29844) - you deserved it (3303)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by bdayloser (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I CUT MY FINGER OPEN WITH A SPOON. AFTER WAITING FIR 4 HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM , THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS MISSING TOO MUCH FLESH TO QUALIFY FIR STITCHES. HE THEN CALLED 2 OTHER DOCTOR IN TO EXAMINE IT. APPARENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FIR PATIENT WITH MOST RIDICULOU INJURY. I WON. FML

#6036159
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33486) - you deserved it (7138)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while on the crapper, I learnd that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in yur intestines. I went to the doctor, he handd me a glove and some laxatives and said "Have fun!" FML

#5846674
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26986) - you deserved it (3083)

On 10/15/2009 at 9:59pm - health - by Rob - Sent from mobile version

Today , I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present , she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML

#5464653
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35128) - you deserved it (6718)

On 09/25/2009 at 10:54am - love - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT THE STOP SIGNS OUTLINED WITH A WHITE LINE WERE OPTIONAL. LATER, A COP PULLED ME OVER, WHEN I ASKED WHY HE SAID, "YOU RAN THAT STOP SIGN BACK THERE." I EXPLAINED WHAT MY COUSIN HAD TOLD ME AN HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY AN REPLIED, "ALL STOP SIGNS HAVE A WHITE OUTLINE." MEGA FML

#3593613
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12037) - you deserved it (101019)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me... she'd found out she was sterile. FML

#2962771
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51334) - you deserved it (6452)

On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, in math class we were lerening about gravity. To demonstrate mah teacher asked me to stand on the desk an then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward an cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML

#1547759
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68445) - you deserved it (9185)

On 05/02/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by systeminitiated (man) - Canada

Yesterday, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and mah parent suddenly ask if I'm gay . I reply that no, I'm bisexual . My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes . She turns to mah dad and says 'I told u so . You owe me $20 . My parent bet on mah sexuality . FML

#446324
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103254) - you deserved it (25400)

On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I calld a priest "lame". He respondd jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughd and walkd out the door. I trippd and broke mah ankle. FML

#280211
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33291) - you deserved it (97123)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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