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StormGirl142

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2459
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About StormGirl142 : I'm rather simple. I'm in college, married, and a Harry Potter fanatic. I like horses, bunnies, and pretty much anything cute and fuzzy. I'm terrified of fish and spiders. That's pretty much it.

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Visits<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:01pm<b>minutepoet</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 2:20am<b>Johnatron</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:10pm<b>DamnBailie</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:17pm<b>DalekWarrior26</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:14pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 2:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 1:15pm<b>Vanlendauman</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:48am<b>_powerslave666</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:09am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 8:04pm<b>cjtm98</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:11am<b>nonsensical</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:46pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 11:06am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:05am<b>DLS930</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:39am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 9:15pm<b>bananassin</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 3:39pm<b>minecraftguy333</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:34am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 4:58pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 1:44pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:11am<b>bananassin</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 9:39pm<b>minecraftguy333</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:34pm<b>burro012</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 5:35am<b>frostedfoster</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 3:08pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 4:37am<b>jimmysixx</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 1:56pm<b>Wraith6</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 9:39pm<b>EmmaMK</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:12pm<b>minutepoet</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 8:33am<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 7:50am<b>szczepam</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 4:22am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:06am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 7:37am

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StormGirl142's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML

#7005842
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11836) - you deserved it (27836)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:01am - work - by mylifesucks22 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38922) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

#6612608
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19858) - you deserved it (2599)

On 12/05/2009 at 4:07am - intimacy - by lastalittlelonger (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because we just moved houses. On the way, he asked us why we looked so tired. We just said we were tired from moving house. Truth is, our room is right next to theirs. We heard everything. Loud and clear. FML

#6604367
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21131) - you deserved it (1995)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

#6318893
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46002) - you deserved it (2210)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

#6190643
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29856) - you deserved it (3308)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by bdayloser (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

#6036159
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33504) - you deserved it (7138)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while on the crapper, I learned that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in your intestines. I went to the doctor, he handed me a glove and some laxatives and said "Have fun!" FML

#5846674
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27001) - you deserved it (3083)

On 10/15/2009 at 9:59pm - health - by Rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML

#5464653
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35147) - you deserved it (6718)

On 09/25/2009 at 10:54am - love - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

#3593613
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13124) - you deserved it (104609)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML

#2962771
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51356) - you deserved it (6454)

On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, in math class we were learning about gravity. To demonstrate my teacher asked me to stand on the desk and then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML

#1547759
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68478) - you deserved it (9187)

On 05/02/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by systeminitiated (man) - Canada

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

#446324
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103314) - you deserved it (25405)

On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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