About StormGirl142 : I'm an English/Secondary Education major. I love office supplies, Walmart (poor college girl), and libraries. Fish are the most terrifying things on the planet. Reading and writing are my favorite things to do.
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StormGirl142's favorite FMLs
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
by FirstStringQB / 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:41am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
by Tancred / 09/15/2011 at 3:36am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML
by whyarewerelated / 09/08/2011 at 11:41am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by Gurior / 09/04/2011 at 3:01am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by True Story / 08/29/2011 at 8:46am / Canada / Love
by TuteSweet / 08/12/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
by Ceej / 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by MotherofET / 07/11/2011 at 12:23am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
- Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different… Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me…