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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2471
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About StormGirl142 : I'm rather simple. I'm in college, married, and a Harry Potter fanatic. I like horses, bunnies, and pretty much anything cute and fuzzy. I'm terrified of fish and spiders. That's pretty much it.

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StormGirl142's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

#17311021
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42204) - you deserved it (6142)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm - health - by Ceej - United States (Illinois)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31869) - you deserved it (91587)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML

#17060608
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27231) - you deserved it (4112)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (3707)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15169) - you deserved it (218602)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51700) - you deserved it (3563)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17588) - you deserved it (43088)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33288) - you deserved it (4285)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51374) - you deserved it (4592)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

#16374893
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13234) - you deserved it (59483)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm - misc - by FMLer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

#16374893
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13234) - you deserved it (59483)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm - misc - by FMLer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7662) - you deserved it (72762)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53311) - you deserved it (8682)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38884) - you deserved it (10495)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41991) - you deserved it (11240)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -



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