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StormGirl142

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2415
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About StormGirl142 : I'm rather simple. I'm in college, married, and a Harry Potter fanatic. I like horses, bunnies, and pretty much anything cute and fuzzy. I'm terrified of fish and spiders. That's pretty much it.

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StormGirl142's favorite FMLs

Today , daughter announcd on Facebook that she is directly descendd from extra-terrestrials. That would be looool okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. mega FML

#17060608
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (4109)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

2day my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32518) - you deserved it (3705)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of mah girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends an a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
501 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15153) - you deserved it (218180)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I found out mah mom has notebooks with looool lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51681) - you deserved it (3561)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17577) - you deserved it (43063)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers an to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31541) - you deserved it (4121)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, mom publicly pole danced!! In a playground!! FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today , I Found Out Tat Since I Stopped Saving Ma Legs , Ma Boyfriend And Is Friends Ave Started Referring To Me As A Wookiee. FML

#16374893
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13227) - you deserved it (59467)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm - misc - by FMLer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I Found Out Tat Since I Stopped Saving Ma Legs , Ma Boyfriend And Is Friends Ave Started Referring To Me As A Wookiee. FML

#16374893
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13227) - you deserved it (59467)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm - misc - by FMLer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat . Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer . What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites . Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers . FML

#16374822
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7660) - you deserved it (72728)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... I had to explain to mah sobbing teenage daughter why u can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53280) - you deserved it (8678)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (10491)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

yesterday after my 22 year old son realizd that there was no more contact solution.. . he decidd to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushd out . I raisd this moron . FML

#15339337
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41960) - you deserved it (11236)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16297) - you deserved it (48165)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I Caught Finger In A Sliding Door!! It Made Me Pass Out And Give Myself A Concussion!! My Genetic Would Rather Slam Face Into The Floor Than Deal With A Pinchd Finger!! FML

#15273701
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23887) - you deserved it (4440)

On 03/11/2011 at 9:11am - health - by Pain_intolerant - Canada



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