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About StormGirl142 : I'm rather simple. I'm in college, married, and a Harry Potter fanatic. I like horses, bunnies, and pretty much anything cute and fuzzy. I'm terrified of fish and spiders. That's pretty much it.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
2day my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone she replied "the dog sitter." FML
Today, I found out mah mom has notebooks with looool lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat . Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer . What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites . Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers . FML
yesterday after my 22 year old son realizd that there was no more contact solution.. . he decidd to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushd out . I raisd this moron . FML
Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML
Friday 27 March 2015