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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1931
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About StormGirl142 : I'm rather simple. I'm in college, married, and a Harry Potter fanatic. I like horses, bunnies, and pretty much anything cute and fuzzy. I'm terrified of fish and spiders. That's pretty much it.

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Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32827) - you deserved it (9219)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

#17880531
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31690) - you deserved it (4177)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (11354)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (3542)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

#17749628
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29785) - you deserved it (1743)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:36am - work - by Tancred (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21559) - you deserved it (2465)

On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

#17659023
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12547) - you deserved it (43710)

On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (9315)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31828) - you deserved it (4279)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11698) - you deserved it (65523)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

#17311021
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42028) - you deserved it (6135)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm - health - by Ceej - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62293) - you deserved it (7316)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30578) - you deserved it (89090)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML

#17060608
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26012) - you deserved it (3981)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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