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StormGirl142

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2460
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About StormGirl142 : I'm rather simple. I'm in college, married, and a Harry Potter fanatic. I like horses, bunnies, and pretty much anything cute and fuzzy. I'm terrified of fish and spiders. That's pretty much it.

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Visits<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:01pm<b>minutepoet</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 2:20am<b>Johnatron</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:10pm<b>DamnBailie</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:17pm<b>DalekWarrior26</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:14pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 2:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 1:15pm<b>Vanlendauman</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:48am<b>_powerslave666</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:09am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 8:04pm<b>cjtm98</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:11am<b>nonsensical</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:46pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 11:06am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:05am<b>DLS930</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:39am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 9:15pm<b>bananassin</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 3:39pm<b>minecraftguy333</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:34am

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StormGirl142's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45100) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64413) - you deserved it (3212)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML

#17926185
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39372) - you deserved it (3094)

On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

#17902155
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29475) - you deserved it (4924)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33014) - you deserved it (9242)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

#17880531
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33114) - you deserved it (4312)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38479) - you deserved it (11389)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24215) - you deserved it (3553)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

#17749628
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29918) - you deserved it (1856)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:36am - work - by Tancred (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21729) - you deserved it (2475)

On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

#17659023
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12609) - you deserved it (43910)

On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25858) - you deserved it (9343)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32052) - you deserved it (4291)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11762) - you deserved it (65720)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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