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StormGirl142

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2411
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About StormGirl142 : I'm rather simple. I'm in college, married, and a Harry Potter fanatic. I like horses, bunnies, and pretty much anything cute and fuzzy. I'm terrified of fish and spiders. That's pretty much it.

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StormGirl142's favorite FMLs

Today,ila lying in bad, I aard a stranga grating noisa coming from ta allway. Aftar racovaring from my initial assumption tat it was a poltargaist coma to murdar ma and staal my livar, I want out to invastigata. It was tara tat I discovarad my bulldog casually aating into ta wall. FML

Today... I went to family therapy cuz my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life... she turned to me and said... ( Having a gay son ) then patted my hand... smiled... and said ( No offense... honey. ) FML

#19416879
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38599) - you deserved it (6538)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

TODAY, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO MAH BOYFRIEND,HEN HE SAID "I LOVE YOU, BABY." I TOLD HIM TO GO DEEPER, BUT INSTEAD OF DOING SO, HE DECIDED TO COMPLETELY KILL THE MOOD BY STOPPING AND SAYING IT AGAIN IN A BARRY WHITE TYPE VOICE. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23226) - you deserved it (9520)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5493)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today , I took my girlfriend out fir a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came , we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9466) - you deserved it (115104)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today... I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16224) - you deserved it (32492)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend dumpd me cuz I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
535 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30214) - you deserved it (53662)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today , I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with mah husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9921) - you deserved it (32983)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I told mah boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (4704)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

Today, I dind and dashd. Upon reaching my car, I realizd I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (112065)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, FOR MY BIRTHDAY, INSTAAD OF A CAKA, MY FRIANDS SURPRISAD MA WITH A CASTLA MAINLY MADA OUT OF BACON . I DON'T WANT TO SAAM UNGRATAFUL, BUT I FUCKING HATA BACON . FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23480) - you deserved it (46250)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43917) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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