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StormGirl142

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StormGirl142

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2244
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About StormGirl142 : I'm rather simple. I'm in college, married, and a Harry Potter fanatic. I like horses, bunnies, and pretty much anything cute and fuzzy. I'm terrified of fish and spiders. That's pretty much it.

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Visits<b>bchin1220</b> - 6 hours ago<b>Faylynx</b> - 7 hours ago<b>frostedfoster</b> - yesterday at 9:08am<b>Mightyrif</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 2:59am<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 1:24am<b>Matheo</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 12:01am<b>Nimor</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 10:58pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 10:38pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 5:46pm<b>usaidwhat82</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 5:26pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 10:08am<b>juanyyboii</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 11:41pm<b>hardesty</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 1:18pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 9:32am<b>freekilla</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 3:14am<b>dearest_gerr</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 1:10am<b>enter______name</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 11:18pm

Liked!<b>frostedfoster</b> - yesterday at 3:08pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 4:37am<b>jimmysixx</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 1:56pm<b>Wraith6</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 9:39pm<b>EmmaMK</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:12pm<b>minutepoet</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 8:33am<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 7:50am<b>szczepam</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 4:22am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:06am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 7:37am<b>hardesty</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 3:26pm

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StormGirl142's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a first date, only for us to find the restaurant wasn't open on New Year's Day. My date suggested going to the mall instead. We drove in our own cars. Me: the mall, him: home. I waited for 40 minutes before realising he'd stood me up. Happy New Year to me. FML

#21328493
77 comments

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33135) - you deserved it (2637)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34522) - you deserved it (3456)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30167) - you deserved it (3829)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

#21251632
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42737) - you deserved it (3187)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML

#21230823
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39863) - you deserved it (3254)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

#20533607
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55916) - you deserved it (14658)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

#20402533
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27286) - you deserved it (12889)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML

#20193344
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21879) - you deserved it (2060)

On 12/06/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by a - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

#20009087
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (4004)

On 08/08/2012 at 4:02am - intimacy - by FMLMom - United States (California)

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

#19913255
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26050) - you deserved it (3558)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML

#19716436
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (3778)

On 06/01/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by kay (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

#19495403
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20994) - you deserved it (5135)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23854) - you deserved it (1878)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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