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Storm27

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Storm27 : I play baseball in college. I'm an exercise science major. Plan on going to med school or vet school.

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Storm27's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response: "Still missing". FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21953) - you deserved it (6215)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26495) - you deserved it (10991)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11258) - you deserved it (63276)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10762) - you deserved it (47837)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25129) - you deserved it (32195)

On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

#15408372
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31463) - you deserved it (6139)

On 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12567) - you deserved it (67215)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29261) - you deserved it (5543)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

#12449914
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38531) - you deserved it (3970)

On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

#12368277
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34634) - you deserved it (6419)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37317) - you deserved it (9672)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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