About Storm27 : I play baseball in college. I'm an exercise science major. Plan on going to med school or vet school.
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by sozzy / 07/07/2012 at 3:26am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
by ultraattitude / 04/22/2012 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bluestarr1 / 09/10/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by bobo / 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 4:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by gutsforme / 08/11/2010 at 6:40am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by Single / 08/07/2010 at 7:01am / France (Bretagne) / Love
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
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