Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

StopDropNRoll

Search for a member

StopDropNRoll
  • Town/Country : California, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 September 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 338
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About StopDropNRoll : Hey there!

StopDropNRoll's last visitors

cmoney899Random_Redredpieduckman9rachelkooFreezeeMonstaRick2103DocBastard

StopDropNRoll's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of StopDropNRoll's badges

StopDropNRoll's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24443) - you deserved it (1619)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29454) - you deserved it (7238)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15747) - you deserved it (41139)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25497) - you deserved it (3982)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24812) - you deserved it (79136)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41129) - you deserved it (10420)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
495 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105276) - you deserved it (5804)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by