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Stoner09
  • Town/Country : Dallas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 5780
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Stoner09 : i like food.

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Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35869) - you deserved it (5611)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
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I agree, your life sucks (30677) - you deserved it (4061)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46705) - you deserved it (11925)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version



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